December 21, 2020

I Have To Rethink How I’m Doing Everything Now


Just sayin…

However, remember your physics.

You’re holding a lid pushing down, but not TOO hard down, or it won’t move. The pan is hot AF, and is filled with napalm noodles.

If you pull too hard, or don’t keep a good handle on the lid, you’re pulling that hot mass towards yourself. If the packet sticks unexpectedly due to a crimp in the packaging suddenly increasing its thickness, it’s easy to pull the pan right out from under the lid and into your naked crotch, burning your penis.

And no one wants a burnt penis…


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