January 20, 2021

Responses To Pickup Lines You Never Want To Hear (14 Pics)

If you’re one of those guys that approach women expecting to charm them with a one-liner, maybe these examples can break you of the habit.

Don’t be that guy…

Man: I’d really like to get into your pants.
Woman: No thanks. There’s already one a**hole in there.

Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

Man: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason!
Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Away from you.

Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down.

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

Older Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love.
Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don’t.

Man: “Wow, you’re tall! How’s the weather up there?”
Woman: “It’s raining.” and spit on him.

Man: “Hi, I’m a millionaire!”
Woman: “Hi, I work for the IRS.”

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.


  1. whoopie January 23, 2021 at 22:11

    I don’t don’t care if they don’t swallow, but do they always spit it back in my face?

    1. HB January 24, 2021 at 09:56

      Thats what you get!

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