If you’re one of those guys that approach women expecting to charm them with a one-liner, maybe these examples can break you of the habit.
Don’t be that guy…
Man: I’d really like to get into your pants.
Woman: No thanks. There’s already one a**hole in there.
Man: Haven’t we met before?
Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the STD Clinic.
Man: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason!
Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Away from you.
Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Older Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: You are the reason why men fall in love.
Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don’t.
Man: “Wow, you’re tall! How’s the weather up there?”
Woman: “It’s raining.” and spit on him.
Man: “Hi, I’m a millionaire!”
Woman: “Hi, I work for the IRS.”
Man: Do you want to dance?
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.