Harsh Brutus likes to demonstrate the absurd with absurdity. Sometimes we make things up… for fun. Surely, none of you ate enough paint chips to render you unable to tell the difference between citing actual news reports and the blah we spew.
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence,” wrote that connoisseur of wit, Oscar Wilde.
But what does he know? Oscar went and got himself chain-ganged for hanging with lady-men, or something like that.
HB possess neither wit or intelligence (as you can plainly see).
Litigious types feel free to “litig”.
Your costly efforts may yield a used bicycle, the complete works of Tool, a shoddy (so shoddy) laptop and a gently worn pair of Ren & Stimpy boxer briefs.
You’ll have to take the latter from my cold dead hands.